I’ve worked in retail and I very much appreciate Mira’s dialogue here.
Please be kind to retail employees. ♥
Yeah, that’s right anon.
That’s why I agree with Eva.
That man would taste like a wild animal.
Beautiful fictional men will be the end of me.
LIKE CALORIE MATES AND RAMEN NOODLES AND MOTHERFUCKING TREE FROGS.
I always figured, realistically, he’d taste fucking terrible. He hasn’t brushed for days and eats dead animals.
And so when this part always pops up, I scream “I BET HE TASTES LIKE ASS.”
Again I would just like to point out he is wearing the poop camo.
No he’s not..
That’s the choco chip camo.